some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
On behalf of the Spn fandom, i say sorry, not sorry
SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.
Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
well you can’t leave out
Jen and Josh talking about each other.
Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.
Too fucking reeaaal.
Don’t blink you might be killed by a statue
two kinds of people
he’s nick fury’s cousin and nobody can convince me otherwise
Nick Fury’s cousin, Cobra Bubbles (who probably works for SHIELD also) went to Hawaii to help a struggling family and then an alien comes along.
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
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wow these are like the strangest pictures because theyre official pictures but he looks like a fucking 16 year old delinquent in a private school and i cant handle it because its weird???
he kind of looks like a really sexy delinquent hufflepuff
sexy delinquent hufflepuff
Bitch, he’s got a blue tie.
He’s obviously a Ravenclaw.
Although I would say he’s a Slytherin
BITCH THAT TIE IS OBVIOUSLY YELLOW AND BLACK
ok it’s kind of a blue-black but YELLOW IS NOT A RAVENCLAW COLOR, BITCH
JERK THAT COULD BE BLUE AND BRONZE
yeah it is sort of more black-gold but THAT’S NOT A HOUSE COLOUR COMBINATION, JERK
AND IT’S SPELT COLOUR
UM EXCUSE U YELLOW AND BLACK ARE HUFFLEPUFF’S COLORS YOU DICK
ALSO I GAINED THE RIGHT TO SPELL IT “COLOR” WHEN MY COUNTRY WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
GOLD AND YELLOW ARE DIFFERENT COLOURS MOTHERFUCKER
AND I WOULD HAVE MAKE A COMEBACK ABOUT “OH RIGHT CAUSE FREEDOM AND EVERYTHING HOW DID THE CIVIL WAR WORK OUT FOR YOU ALL”
BUT THEN I THOUGHT
NAH FUCK IT WE HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT CLEARLY THAT TIE DISPLAYS A PALE YELLOW AND NOT A GOLD JESUS CHRIST
YOU MIGHT HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT WE HAVE THE SUPERNATURAL CAST
INCLUDING MARK SHEPPARD
WE’RE NOT GIVING HIM BACK
WE HAVE J K ROWLING WHO IS THE REASON YOU’RE ABLE TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE
There should be a 200th special episode.
Fingers crossed for:
It’ll be death.
Lots of death.
I wanna see Death again. I kinda miss him.
Maybe even Sam and Dean finding Gabriel and making a deal with him to find Death to force him to hand over Kevin. And as for Destiel, it might as well be canon.